Leuterers International Desk, London, UK. In a surprising turn of events, the kingdom of Bongo Congo has made headlines after reaching out to…
If Elected Biden Pledges to Continue Wall To Keep Trump Out
Joe Biden promised today if elected he will continue the Border Wall project. Biden stated to a Leuterers reporter, “There are two issues…
World Turning, Expected To Continue Following Presidential Election
Scientists confirm the Earth is still spinning on its axis nearly four years into the Trump administration. Regardless of tomorrow’s election results NASA’s…
Latest Election Polling Results
The latest Leuterers/ACME presidential election polling information is in. The results are as follows: Among tobacco chewing, gun toting, unemployed, and educated males…
Ozzy Buffett Announces Benefit Concert
Local tribute musician Todd Barker, aka Ozzy Buffett announced he’ll be doing an online benefit concert. Speaking in a barely intelligible English accent…
Trump Discovers Water on the Moon. Sells Rights to Nestle.
President Donald Trump has claimed his space agency, NASA, has discovered water on the moon. In a statement Trump said, “Oh they found…
Biden Gives Speech to Pony
In an effort to reach out to more voters presidential candidate Joe Biden stopped his tour bus in rural Pennsylvania on Saturday. According…
Citizens Prevent Disaster on Texas Roadway
A group of concerned citizens joined together Saturday to pull over a Joe Biden bus headed to a Joe Biden rally. Apparently there…
Wes Craven Announces Production of New Horror Film Starring Senator Mitch McConnell
Renowned horror film writer, director, and producer Wes Craven announced on Halloween he is beginning production on his scariest film to date. Craven…
John Heilemann Mauled by Ceramic Chipmunk During News Broadcast
Tragedy struck the popular MSNBC News Program Morning Joe Friday morning when MSNBC Contributor John Heilemann was attacked by a ceramic chipmunk. Heilemann…