Leuterers National Desk, New York, NY In a surprising turn of events this morning, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough abruptly walked off the set…
Trump Discovers Water on the Moon. Sells Rights to Nestle.
President Donald Trump has claimed his space agency, NASA, has discovered water on the moon. In a statement Trump said, “Oh they found…
Biden Gives Speech to Pony
In an effort to reach out to more voters presidential candidate Joe Biden stopped his tour bus in rural Pennsylvania on Saturday. According…
Citizens Prevent Disaster on Texas Roadway
A group of concerned citizens joined together Saturday to pull over a Joe Biden bus headed to a Joe Biden rally. Apparently there…
Wes Craven Announces Production of New Horror Film Starring Senator Mitch McConnell
Renowned horror film writer, director, and producer Wes Craven announced on Halloween he is beginning production on his scariest film to date. Craven…
John Heilemann Mauled by Ceramic Chipmunk During News Broadcast
Tragedy struck the popular MSNBC News Program Morning Joe Friday morning when MSNBC Contributor John Heilemann was attacked by a ceramic chipmunk. Heilemann…
Don McLean Reveals He Was Drunk When Writing American Pie
In a recent interview songwriter Don McLean confessed to a Leuterers reporter he was drunk when he wrote his best selling hit song,…
Trump Lies Outnumber Grains of Sand on Nation’s Beaches
The nations top tabulator Sidney Kuputnik confirmed for Leuterers the Trump lie count now matches the sand count on all American beaches. Leuterers…
New York Jets Disbanded
After a dismal 0-7 start the Jets ownership, players, and fans have decided to fold the team. The team released the following statement…