“Stop Calling it a Shit Show,” Says Angry Sewer Joe
Sewer Department Director Sewer Joe lashed out at the media today in a hastily called press conference. Joe read from a prepared statement…
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Trump to Offer Deal – Will Concede if the Term “Loser” is Struck From English Lexicon
An aide close to President Trump has revealed the election losing outgoing president is ready to offer a concession deal. The aide, speaking…
Trump Absurdities Imperiling Satire Industry
Sarah Silverman, spokesperson for the Satirists Union Local 277 stated today in a press conference that “Outgoing President Trump’s continued absurd behavior is…
Latest Trump/Giuliani Lawsuit – 1919 Chicago White Sox Behind the 2020 Election Fix
Election loser and outgoing President Trump – through his attorney Rudy Giuliani – will file yet another lawsuit alleging fraud in the recent…
Local Guru Proclaims, “Damn, I Hate Trump”
Steve Ghandi, leader of the Left Coast Positive Thinking Movement recently proclaimed his disgust for the embattled outgoing chief executive, Donald Trump. This…
“What’s Worse Than Having Covid-19? Having Donald Trump as a Dad,” Says Don Jr.
Donald Trump Jr. today scoffed when asked by a Leuterers reporter about his positive test for Covid-19. Don Jr. said, “It’s no big…
GSA Head Emily Murphy Defends Stance on Ignoring Election Results
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Emily Murphy, who heads the General Services Administration, has defended her position of not recognizing President-Elect Biden’s clear…
Local Man Begins Social Media Fast, Experiences Happiness
Alfred Zimmerman, an advertising executive in Redmond, Washington began a social media fast a week ago and is currently experiencing happiness along with…
“Stop Calling It A Clown Show” Clown Union President Urges
Clowns across the country are angry and have begun to speak out. The president of the International Brotherhood of Clowns, Carnival Ride Operators,…