Trump Invites Himself To World Series – Claims Mexico Is Paying For His Hot Dogs

Major League Baseball refuted former president Donald Trump’s claim he was invited to a recent World Series game in Atlanta. The commissioner released a statement saying, “Trump bought those tickets in the parking lot.”

After using armed secret service agents to crowd his way through the line at a stadium concession stand, Trump told hot dog vendor Mike Shladel, “Give me three hot dogs, send the bill to Mexico. Mexico is paying for the hot dogs.” Trump pressed Shladel, demanding “lots of free relish and mustard.” Trump said, “I want the big relish pump, don’t give me those portion control packets.”

Trump also sent shockwaves through the tired yet Woke Left by joining 50,000 other Brave fans in the “Tomahawk Chop” ritual. Trump’s entourage exited in the seventh inning. Trump was in a hurry to watch a News Max piece featuring a story about him.