Dominion Computer, an evil foreign company controlled by Venezuela, Germany, George Soros, Barbara Streisand, and the drummer from the Lovin Spoonful is in the news again. Dominion was storing the White House recipe for the Reuben Sandwich, the source of many midnight meals for President Donald Trump.
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Trump said, “Beautiful sandwich that Reuben. They had the perfect brine for the corned beef. The 1000 Island dressing was enormously beautiful, very, very good dressing. Now it’s all in the hands of Putin and Russia. Once the Dominion computers shut off after rigging the election the Russians hacked in, and boom, just like that, they’re eating Reubens in Moscow. It’s a travesty, a sham, a disaster. You can blame it all on the left wing wacko loser democrats.”