Pillow Guy Solicits Supreme Court
My Pillow guy Mike Lindell will petition the United States Supreme Court to reinstate excommunicated president Donald Trump. Pointing to the inside pocket…
Month: June 2021
California Bans Negative Thinking
In a press conference today California State Attorney General Rob Bonta announced an immediate ban on negative thinking. A smiling Bonta stated, “Once…
Biden Asks To Go Live On The Merv Griffin Show
President Joe Biden expressed a desire to announce the details of the infrastructure plan live on the Merv Griffin Show. Biden made the…
Jeff Bezos Blamed For Seattle Area Heat Wave
Seattle man Ted Johnson has assigned blame to Amazon overlord Jeff Bezos for the recent heat wave. When contacted by Leuterers for comment…