Trump Appeals SCOTUS Ruling to Santa
Donald Trump said he wasn’t affected in the slightest by his recent setback in the United States Supreme Court. In an exclusive Leuterers…
Month: December 2020
Biden to Pack SCOTUS with The Squad and All Their Twitter Followers
“We’re going to the table with the idea of adding 2.4 million seats on the Supreme Court. All proposed nominees will be Twitter…
Trump Concedes! Hands TV Remote to Biden
Donald Trump and Joe Biden held a top secret meeting in the White House yesterday. Trump summoned Biden via Facebook Messenger by saying,…
Local Man Sees Banana Display – Epiphany Follows
Redmond, Washington man Todd Barker recently experienced a profound epiphany when seeing a banana display in a Kirkland, Washington Trader Joe’s grocery store….
China Announces IPO of US Democratic Party
Earlier today Chinese President Xi Jinping announced the initial public offering of the Chinese owned company, United States Democratic Party. The political party…
Trump Campaign Reveals “Damning Evidence” of Georgia Election Fraud
Moments ago Trump Campaign Lawyer Jenna Ellis revealed a photo obtained by Sidney Powell which the two claim is absolute proof of election…
Biden Extends Olive Branch to Trump – “You Didn’t Lose Election, You Came in Second Place”
Earlier today President-Elect Joe Biden said in a press conference, “It is past time for the nation to come together and accept as…
Phil Knight Threatens to Sell Oregon Ducks
University of Oregon football team owner Phil Knight is distraught after back to back losses to the Oregon State Beavers and the 0-3…
Trump Calls Georgia Governor – Offers Deal
Earlier today outgoing President Trump called Georgia Governor Brian Kemp to offer a deal. A White House source told a Leuterers reporter Trump…