Governor Brown Orders Duck Fans To Stay Inside
Governor Kate Brown ordered Oregon Duck fans to shelter in place tonight saying, “Please don’t show your faces in public. You lost to…
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Governor Urges Duck Fans, “Please Stay Inside”
Governor Kate Brown ramped up her warnings toward University of Oregon Duck Fans. In a statement released early this morning she said, “Please,…
Governor Lifts Restrictions On Beaver Fans
Oregon Governor Kate Brown gave jubilant Beaver fans the green light to party tonight. She released the following statement “Fu*# it, if Beaver…
Oregon Governor Encourages Duck Fans To Turn In Beaver Fans
Oregon Governor Kate Brown introduced her new “Rat on a Beaver” program. The program is designed to help prosecute people for having large…