Leuterers International Desk, London, UK. In a surprising turn of events, the kingdom of Bongo Congo has made headlines after reaching out to…
Leuterers Legal Desk, Washington, D.C. In a press conference earlier today US Attorney General Pam Bondi announced emergency measures to deal with Tesla’s…
White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany suffered various injuries while trying to put distance between herself and her defrocked boss. McEnany has miscellaneous…
In a hastily called one minute long news conference held in the Oval Office today President Trump stated, “No I’m not. You’re the…
Leuterers News Service has called the election for Thomas Dewey. The AP along with Reuters, The New York Times and various cable news…
Second String Attorney General Rudy Giuliani released a photo of a building he claims to be Antifa’s world headquarters. When asked to elaborate…
At two minutes after midnight Trump signed an executive order giving the Interior Department authorization to remove Thomas Jefferson from Mt. Rushmore. In…
Earlier today President Trump praised Idaho’s 12 year old Hailey McNealy for pre-emptively sending a volley of russet potatoes across the border into…
“It’s too close to call,” said Sally Bradshaw, chief chart reader for Chart Readers and Associates LLC PLC FCC FDA. Bradshaw continued, “When…
President Trump today stated regardless of the election outcome he would dynamite Mt. Rushmore to make way for his proposed statue of himself….
MSNBC has called the race in the Transcendental State. With 52 % of precincts reporting, Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough declared all six…
