Trump Gets Ice Cream for Breakfast
In an effort to cheer up their distraught father the Trump kids are brainstorming ideas. Don Jr. summed it up this way, “Dad…
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Trump to Steve Schmidt-“I know you are but what am I?”
In a recent rant about Trump, Lincoln Project co-founder and regular MSNBC contributor Steve Schmitt said, “Donald Trump has been the worst president…
Jared Kushner To Open Lobbying Firm
Signs Satan as First Client In an exclusive interview with Leuterers reporter Panther Weinhard, Jared Kushner today announced he was opening a Washington,…
Giuliani Renews Lease Under Giant Rock
Second String Attorney General Rudy Giuliani is going back to live under the rock he crawled out from four years ago. In an…
Trump Had a Dog, “It Kept Biting Me”
When Donald Trump was asked about dogs in an exclusive Leuterers interview he said, “I had a dog, a big dog, biggest dog…
Eviction Ban Expiration Bad News For Trump Family
The recently expired eviction moratorium is spelling bad news for the Trump family of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C. Candi Nokkers, a…
Trump Calls Biden, Offers Deal
President Trump moments ago made a phone call to President-Elect Joe Biden offering a deal to stay in power. Trump said, “I’ll tell…
Pennsylvania Caves Under Pressure From Joe Scarborough, Calls Election For Biden
Moments ago Pennsylvania Secretary of State Kathy Boockvar announced the state’s 20 electoral votes were being awarded to Joe Biden, pushing the Democratic…
Trump Agrees to Show Biden How to Use White House Remote
Donald Trump said he has no plans to organize a transition team to assist the incoming Biden administration. Trump said, “I won that…