Stocktwits Bears Forecast – Market Crash Is Imminent
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY Wall Street traders are getting no sleep tonight as leading market analysts on social media site Stocktwits…
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Vance Proposes Implementing Caste System – “My Wife Has Many Great Ideas”
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Trump running mate, J.D. Vance, the junior senator from Ohio, stated in a press release the idea of…
Casinos Report Record Inflow As Musk/Trump Interview Betting Line Opens
Current Lie Count O/U 147 ½ Leuterers Sports Desk, Las Vegas, NV Las Vegas casinos and online gambling apps are all reporting…
Recent Poll Shows Trump Slipping Among Morons – Imbecile Support Remains Strong
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. The most recent poll released by the long-respected Leuterers/ACME Polling is signaling alarm bells for the Trump 24…
Vance Out – Lecter In, Trump – “I’m Not Weird.”
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. The Trump Campaign has announced the removal of the junior Ohio Senator J.D. Vance from the Trump 2024…
Tesla Vote – Yes On Resolutions – Musk, “Counted Votes Myself, With Help From SpaceX Hot Chicks, To Ensure Election Integrity.”
Leuterers News Service, Business Desk, New York, NY Elon Musk, the embattled CEO of the Tesla Car Company, has reported on social media…
Trump Steps Up Stump Speech – Adds Perils Of Electric Boats And Leg Eating Sharks
Leuterers Campaign Trail Mobile Desk, Las Vegas, NV Convicted Felon and Adjudicated Rapist Donald Trump has added new policy positions to his election…
Hip Zebra Posts Mailbox Peak Picture On His Facebook Page
Leuterers Local Desk, Seattle, WA A zebra, demonstrating its cleverness, recently posted a picture of himself at Mailbox Peak, a renowned hiking spot…
Tesla Recalls Stock Over Faulty Price Decline Brake Pedal
Leuterers Business Desk, Austin, TX A spokesperson for Tesla today released a statement calling for the return of its shares of stock so…