Vance Out – Lecter In, Trump – “I’m Not Weird.”
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. The Trump Campaign has announced the removal of the junior Ohio Senator J.D. Vance from the Trump 2024…
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Tesla Vote – Yes On Resolutions – Musk, “Counted Votes Myself, With Help From SpaceX Hot Chicks, To Ensure Election Integrity.”
Leuterers News Service, Business Desk, New York, NY Elon Musk, the embattled CEO of the Tesla Car Company, has reported on social media…
Trump Steps Up Stump Speech – Adds Perils Of Electric Boats And Leg Eating Sharks
Leuterers Campaign Trail Mobile Desk, Las Vegas, NV Convicted Felon and Adjudicated Rapist Donald Trump has added new policy positions to his election…
Hip Zebra Posts Mailbox Peak Picture On His Facebook Page
Leuterers Local Desk, Seattle, WA A zebra, demonstrating its cleverness, recently posted a picture of himself at Mailbox Peak, a renowned hiking spot…
Tesla Recalls Stock Over Faulty Price Decline Brake Pedal
Leuterers Business Desk, Austin, TX A spokesperson for Tesla today released a statement calling for the return of its shares of stock so…
Musk Clarifies X Tweet Spellcheck Error – “I Meant HoboTaxi Unveiling on 8/8, RoboTaxis Not So Soon”
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY Following a wild day of roller coaster trading on Wall Street, Elon Musk released a tweet after…
Trump Promises ‘Sun-Blotting’ If Not Exonerated And Reinstated As President By April 7th
Leuterers Field Desk, Green Bay, Wisconsin Prior to a rally in Green Bay, Wisconsin today, Former President Trump, the presumptive GOP nominee for…
Space Needle Enters Transfer Portal – Will Relocate to Duluth, Minnesota
Leuterers Pacific Northwest Desk, Seattle, WA Seattle residents were surprised, dismayed, but ultimately understanding of the recent decision put forth by its iconic…
Trump Announces MAGA Blood Purification Act – Only He Will Be Allowed To Impregnate American Women
Leuterers Politics Desk, Washington, D.C. Former President Trump today announced the GOP’s first official platform position in the 2024 Presidential Campaign Season. Following…