Putin Signs Law Criminalizing Happiness In Russia
The Kremlin, Moscow: Earlier today Russian President For Life, Vladimir Putin signed into law new provisions into his pre-existing Anti-Smiling laws. Kremlin spokesperson…
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Jesus Christ Announces Bible 2.0 Project – Christianity Futures Soar
Leuterers Business Desk: In an annual shareholder meeting earlier today Jesus Christ announced a project to create an updated version of The Bible….
Americans Tired Of War In Ukraine – Ready To Move On
Leuterers News Service has learned Americans have grown weary of the war in Ukraine and are ready to move on. Bob Smith, a…
Kentucky Family Discovers Amusement Park In Anaheim, CA
J.Bob Willard and his family were visiting cousins in California and when out on a Sunday drive noticed a large amusement park. Said…
Will Smith Slaps Marjorie Taylor Green
Will Smith recently cracked Marjorie Taylor Green a good one in an effort to rehabilitate his image in Hollywood. Hollywood responded by restoring…
Lone Presidential Election Conspirator Comes Forward
Rodney Bland, a Pennsylvania pigeon enthusiast has come forward admitting his participation in the massive conspiracy which tilted the state’s 2020 Presidential election…
White House Plans to Ship Marjorie Taylor Greene To Texas
Texas Governor Greg Abbott has canceled his plans to begin transporting illegal immigrants to the steps of the Capitol Building in Washington, D.C….
Elon Musk To Buy World – Regulators Divided On Plan
Tesla founder Elon Musk earlier today announced his plans to buy the world. Musk stated in a tweet, “Following my purchase of Mars…