Trump Vance Musk Meet – Address Horses’ Asses Allegations
Leuterers Campaign Desk, Tempe, AZ Earlier today, Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Elon Musk appeared in a press conference to address allegations of…
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Super Micro’s Charles Liang Comes Clean On Late 10-K – Dog Ate The Report
Leuterers Market Desk, Palo Alto, CA Charles Liang, the CEO of embattled AI high-flyer company Supermicro Computer, Inc. (NASDAQ-SMCI), held a press conference…
Stocktwits Bears Forecast – Market Crash Is Imminent
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY Wall Street traders are getting no sleep tonight as leading market analysts on social media site Stocktwits…
Vance Proposes Implementing Caste System – “My Wife Has Many Great Ideas”
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Trump running mate, J.D. Vance, the junior senator from Ohio, stated in a press release the idea of…
Casinos Report Record Inflow As Musk/Trump Interview Betting Line Opens
Current Lie Count O/U 147 ½ Leuterers Sports Desk, Las Vegas, NV Las Vegas casinos and online gambling apps are all reporting…
Recent Poll Shows Trump Slipping Among Morons – Imbecile Support Remains Strong
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. The most recent poll released by the long-respected Leuterers/ACME Polling is signaling alarm bells for the Trump 24…
Vance Out – Lecter In, Trump – “I’m Not Weird.”
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. The Trump Campaign has announced the removal of the junior Ohio Senator J.D. Vance from the Trump 2024…
Tesla Vote – Yes On Resolutions – Musk, “Counted Votes Myself, With Help From SpaceX Hot Chicks, To Ensure Election Integrity.”
Leuterers News Service, Business Desk, New York, NY Elon Musk, the embattled CEO of the Tesla Car Company, has reported on social media…
Trump Steps Up Stump Speech – Adds Perils Of Electric Boats And Leg Eating Sharks
Leuterers Campaign Trail Mobile Desk, Las Vegas, NV Convicted Felon and Adjudicated Rapist Donald Trump has added new policy positions to his election…