Trump Gets Ice Cream for Breakfast
In an effort to cheer up their distraught father the Trump kids are brainstorming ideas. Don Jr. summed it up this way, “Dad…
Author: Ken Davies
Trump to Steve Schmidt-“I know you are but what am I?”
In a recent rant about Trump, Lincoln Project co-founder and regular MSNBC contributor Steve Schmitt said, “Donald Trump has been the worst president…
Giuliani Renews Lease Under Giant Rock
Second String Attorney General Rudy Giuliani is going back to live under the rock he crawled out from four years ago. In an…
McEnany Injured Jumping Off Trump Bandwagon
White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany suffered various injuries while trying to put distance between herself and her defrocked boss. McEnany has miscellaneous…
Trump to Replace Jefferson On Mt Rushmore
At two minutes after midnight Trump signed an executive order giving the Interior Department authorization to remove Thomas Jefferson from Mt. Rushmore. In…
Electoral Map Reveals Close Race
“It’s too close to call,” said Sally Bradshaw, chief chart reader for Chart Readers and Associates LLC PLC FCC FDA. Bradshaw continued, “When…
Whether Re-elected or Not Trump Vows to Raze Mt. Rushmore and Erect Statue of Himself
President Trump today stated regardless of the election outcome he would dynamite Mt. Rushmore to make way for his proposed statue of himself….
Ozzy Buffett Announces Benefit Concert
Local tribute musician Todd Barker, aka Ozzy Buffett announced he’ll be doing an online benefit concert. Speaking in a barely intelligible English accent…
Trump Discovers Water on the Moon. Sells Rights to Nestle.
President Donald Trump has claimed his space agency, NASA, has discovered water on the moon. In a statement Trump said, “Oh they found…