John Heilemann Mauled by Ceramic Chipmunk During News Broadcast
Tragedy struck the popular MSNBC News Program Morning Joe Friday morning when MSNBC Contributor John Heilemann was attacked by a ceramic chipmunk. Heilemann…
Month: October 2020
Don McLean Reveals He Was Drunk When Writing American Pie
In a recent interview songwriter Don McLean confessed to a Leuterers reporter he was drunk when he wrote his best selling hit song,…
Trump Lies Outnumber Grains of Sand on Nation’s Beaches
The nations top tabulator Sidney Kuputnik confirmed for Leuterers the Trump lie count now matches the sand count on all American beaches. Leuterers…
New York Jets Disbanded
After a dismal 0-7 start the Jets ownership, players, and fans have decided to fold the team. The team released the following statement…