Leuterers National Desk, New York, NY In a surprising turn of events this morning, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough abruptly walked off the set…
McConnell Admits to Being Branded with Trump/McEnany Logo
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Senate Majority Mitch McConnell admitted to willingly being branded on his right buttock with a logo designed by…
G-20 Leaders Vote To Fund Trump Wall and Dome to Keep America’s Far Too Many Morons Contained
Leaders at the Group of 20 Nations Summit meeting yesterday voted unanimously, 19-0, to fund the “Trump Wall” though with a modification that…
“Stop Calling it a Shit Show,” Says Angry Sewer Joe
Sewer Department Director Sewer Joe lashed out at the media today in a hastily called press conference. Joe read from a prepared statement…
Trump to Offer Deal – Will Concede if the Term “Loser” is Struck From English Lexicon
An aide close to President Trump has revealed the election losing outgoing president is ready to offer a concession deal. The aide, speaking…
Trump Absurdities Imperiling Satire Industry
Sarah Silverman, spokesperson for the Satirists Union Local 277 stated today in a press conference that “Outgoing President Trump’s continued absurd behavior is…
Latest Trump/Giuliani Lawsuit – 1919 Chicago White Sox Behind the 2020 Election Fix
Election loser and outgoing President Trump – through his attorney Rudy Giuliani – will file yet another lawsuit alleging fraud in the recent…
Local Guru Proclaims, “Damn, I Hate Trump”
Steve Ghandi, leader of the Left Coast Positive Thinking Movement recently proclaimed his disgust for the embattled outgoing chief executive, Donald Trump. This…
“What’s Worse Than Having Covid-19? Having Donald Trump as a Dad,” Says Don Jr.
Donald Trump Jr. today scoffed when asked by a Leuterers reporter about his positive test for Covid-19. Don Jr. said, “It’s no big…
GSA Head Emily Murphy Defends Stance on Ignoring Election Results
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Emily Murphy, who heads the General Services Administration, has defended her position of not recognizing President-Elect Biden’s clear…