Leuterers International Desk, London, UK. In a surprising turn of events, the kingdom of Bongo Congo has made headlines after reaching out to…
Biden Extends Olive Branch to Trump – “You Didn’t Lose Election, You Came in Second Place”
Earlier today President-Elect Joe Biden said in a press conference, “It is past time for the nation to come together and accept as…
Phil Knight Threatens to Sell Oregon Ducks
University of Oregon football team owner Phil Knight is distraught after back to back losses to the Oregon State Beavers and the 0-3…
Trump Calls Georgia Governor – Offers Deal
Earlier today outgoing President Trump called Georgia Governor Brian Kemp to offer a deal. A White House source told a Leuterers reporter Trump…
Krebs Grandfather Appeals To Trump, “Like, Time To Beat Feet Man”
Maynard G. Krebs spoke out yesterday on behalf of his grandson, recently fired elections security chief Chris Krebs. A Leuterers reporter caught up…
Biden Debuts Halo, Hopes to Win Over Evangelicals
Earlier today in an address to the nation President-Elect Joe Biden sported a newly installed halo. Chief of Communications for the Biden Transition…
Hannity Charged With Exploitation Of A Moron
TV entertainer Sean Hannity was taken into custody last night following the airing of his interview with truck driver Jesse Morgan. He was…
Barr Injured Jumping Off Trump Bandwagon
Attorney General William Barr was injured today when jumping off the Trump Bandwagon with his announcement that there was no fraud in the…
Duck Fans Undergo Radical Electro-Shock Therapy to Erase Memory of Loss to Beavers
Twenty six year old Shane Johnson, an Oregon Football fan, sat recently for an interview with Leuterers Sports Editor Tiger Jones. Johnson is…
Trump Blames Supporters for Election Loss – “I’m Not a Loser, They Are”
In an exclusive Leuterers interview today outgoing President Trump said, “I didn’t lose the election. I won. I won big. The 74 million…