The US Census today released preliminary totals which show a dramatic rise in the number of morons among the US Citizenry. Sidney Kuputnik, the nation’s top tabulator, released the following statement:
“The total amount of morons – 73,163,974 – has increased dramatically since the last Census of 2010. A deeper look at the data however, shows the vast rise in moron count has occurred only over the last four years.”
When asked by a Leuterers reporter if the rise in the amount of morons in the nation, correlating as it does with the term of outgoing President Trump, could in fact be related to President Trump’s term as president, Kuputnik answered, “Listen, we look at the data only and make no pronouncements on what may lie behind the data even when what lies behind it is a total ass-clown, buffoon, thief, liar, cheat, man-child, whiner, and utter failure as a human being like Trump.”