Krebs Grandfather Appeals To Trump, “Like, Time To Beat Feet Man”
Maynard G. Krebs spoke out yesterday on behalf of his grandson, recently fired elections security chief Chris Krebs. A Leuterers reporter caught up…
Month: December 2020
Biden Debuts Halo, Hopes to Win Over Evangelicals
Earlier today in an address to the nation President-Elect Joe Biden sported a newly installed halo. Chief of Communications for the Biden Transition…
Hannity Charged With Exploitation Of A Moron
TV entertainer Sean Hannity was taken into custody last night following the airing of his interview with truck driver Jesse Morgan. He was…
Barr Injured Jumping Off Trump Bandwagon
Attorney General William Barr was injured today when jumping off the Trump Bandwagon with his announcement that there was no fraud in the…
Duck Fans Undergo Radical Electro-Shock Therapy to Erase Memory of Loss to Beavers
Twenty six year old Shane Johnson, an Oregon Football fan, sat recently for an interview with Leuterers Sports Editor Tiger Jones. Johnson is…
Trump Blames Supporters for Election Loss – “I’m Not a Loser, They Are”
In an exclusive Leuterers interview today outgoing President Trump said, “I didn’t lose the election. I won. I won big. The 74 million…
Russia Hacks Dominion Server – Steals White House Reuben Sandwich Recipe
Dominion Computer, an evil foreign company controlled by Venezuela, Germany, George Soros, Barbara Streisand, and the drummer from the Lovin Spoonful is in …