Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C.
Earlier today, President Trump added to his tweet of yesterday in which he threatened to begin arresting and imprisoning college students who protest against his policies in addition to immediately removing any Federal funding toward colleges which allow it.
Today, apparently in response to protests at a Tesla store in San Francisco which have upset Co-President Musk, Trump made no bones about stopping with college kids stating, “And those radical leftist little old ladies in liberal San Francisco are nastier and meaner than they look, and we’ll shoot them in the legs if they don’t come quietly.”
When asked for comment on this matter, White House Spokesperson Karoline Leavitt, replied, “We’re not going to let an army of Ma Barkers roam the country on our watch. No way, no how. Shoot ‘em in the legs, if they don’t come quietly, is our official stance on this issue. And it’s a position, like all of President Trump’s brilliant policies, upon which we are certain all real Americans, meaning Christian Conservatives only of course, can come together. The little old ladies of San Francisco better watch out.”
The national headquarters office of AARLLOL – American Association of Radical Leftist Little Old Ladies – located in Washington, D.C. and visited in person by this reporter, officially gave no comment, but did offer some quite tasty fresh baked snickerdoodle cookies.