Leuterers News Service, Business Desk, New York, NY
Elon Musk, the embattled CEO of the Tesla Car Company, has reported on social media that the resolutions regarding his $53 Billion compensation plan and the reincorporation of the company from Delaware to Texas have passed overwhelmingly.
Musk, on an X Spaces After Dark video stream stated that he counted the votes himself to “ensure election integrity, just like my buddy Vlad does across the pond and over the vale from those meaningless Scandinavian countries. And there were a lot of yes votes. So many yes votes I couldn’t count them all by myself, so I had help from some of my hot chicks over at SpaceX. Let me tell you, those babes can have my babies anytime. And of course, keep their jobs being secretaries or doing whatever they do over there, but really all they need to do is just be hot. And no, I’m not a Harvey Weinstein as the fake MSM wants to paint me. I’m just a guy who owns, I mean, employs a lot of very good looking skirts, who happen to enjoy helping me count votes into the wee hours of the night while modeling the latest in my SpaceX line of negligée.”
Musk also stated “Now, with the voting completed, I can get back to my important work of saving humanity from the woke virus of the liberals, socialists, immigrants, and the people who make fun of me on StockTwits.”