Sewer Department Director Sewer Joe lashed out at the media today in a hastily called press conference. Joe read from a prepared statement at city hall. “Hey, I’m sick of the press calling the Trump administration a ‘shit show’. I resent that. I run a shit show. In fact I run a clean shit show. I know shit shows. I’ve been around shit shows my whole life. The Trump administration is no shit show. Maybe it’s a three ring circus. But that’s on the circus people. They own that.”
Joe is currently being accused of sexual harassment by sixteen different city workers including a couple of women from the Parks and Recreation Department.
In a related article the president of the Clown Union complained about the media’s use of the phrase, “clown show” when referring to the losing Trump Campaign’s refusal to concede their losing bid to retain the presidency.