Earlier today noted conspiracy theorist Sidney Powell, along with her recently pardoned service parrot Michael Flynn, fulfilled her promise to Trump supporters to “Release the Kraken”. Powell did so by revealing herself clad in a form fitting tight blue dress with a white design appearing to be the letter Q copulating with a snake.
Those of the White House press corps looking directly at Powell were tragically turned to stone and as such were unavailable to report on the incident. Leuterers News Service reporters on site were prepared, following OSHA guidelines and wearing welding goggles when Powell appeared.
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