In a hastily called one minute long news conference held in the Oval Office today President Trump stated, “No I’m not. You’re the big fat baby.”
It was unclear to whom he was directing his remarks. Trump closed the event without taking any questions from reporters stating, “I have something big, big, huge planned. The Real American President on Trump TV. My show will have the highest ratings ever. I’ll make the Real Housewives of New York and Beverly Hills look like late night infomercials.”