In an exclusive Leuterers interview Senate Majority Mitch McConnell admitted to willingly being branded on his right buttock with a logo designed by Donald Trump and Kayleigh McEnany. The logo is in intertwining of the initials of the two leaders of what has been exposed as the NIMYA Cult. NIMYA – which stands for “No I’m Not, You Are” – is a secret cult organized by Donald Trump and Kayleigh McEnany in early 2017. It’s innermost circle were instructed to prove their loyalty to Trump and McEnany by receiving a brand on their right buttock of the NIMYA logo.
McConnell seemed to choke up a bit during the interview stating, “Trump and McEnany were much smarter than that Keith Raniere kook and idiot actress Allison Mack of NXIVM. The idea of doing whatever you want and answering to it by simply saying, ‘No I’m not, you are,’ is brilliant. But it was the shame of it, the horrible shame. I just couldn’t go on for another minute. Not after my wife saw the brand on my butt.” When asked why it took over three years for his wife to see the brand McConnell answered, “She can’t stand seeing me naked. I can’t stand seeing myself naked, except to see the brand. It was an accident. I was in my bathroom admiring it as I do every morning and she walked in without knocking. It was horrible. But then the most amazing thing happened. She showed me that she too had a brand.”
When asked why he decided now to open up about the branding and the total and complete pledge of fealty to Trump especially in light of his wife’s pledge to NIMYA, and exactly what shame he was referring to McConnell stated, “Well it’s obvious. The shame of being cut out of the deal he, McEnany and Putin putting together with TrumPutin Towers, Casino and Resort in Moscow. So the heck with the both of them. I’m finding a new moronic leader my wife and I can cozy up to. One like Trump who can command millions of like-minded morons to do his bidding. And we’ll be covering up the brand with skin from our left butt cheeks. We both have plenty to spare.”