Second String Attorney General Rudy Giuliani today announced the hiring of a new legal team to file election fraud lawsuits in all 50 states. The team is composed of jurisprudence enthusiast students at Toll Gate High School in Warwick, Rhode Island.
When asked by a Leuterers reporter if using high school students to write and file briefs was a sound strategy and in fact if it was legal Giuliani responded, “Legal, schmegal. When you have Democrats running amok engaging in the largest crime in history legalities can be damned. And it’s no secret that we are running low on funds. These kids work cheap. Supply them with Doritos and Red Bull and they can go all night.”