Leaders at the Group of 20 Nations Summit meeting yesterday voted unanimously, 19-0, to fund the “Trump Wall” though with a modification that it be extended to entirely encircle the 48 contiguous American states and have a dome atop it. The project will cost $11 Trillion and is expected to create 2 billion new jobs. There was one notable abstention to the vote due to pressing golf game matters.
G-20 Spokesperson Malavashi Seun-Garcia said in an exclusive Leuterers interview, “Census numbers recently released by America’s own Census Bureau show the vast majority of the world’s morons are Americans living in America. The world moron count is currently 76 million and nearly 73 million are Americans. America’s Moron Count is simply too high. It’s gotten out of control and we can’t risk infecting the rest of the world with whatever it is that is in the water or in the air over there. The Nations of the G-20 – with the obvious exception of the USA – are happily willing to temporarily foot the bill for the wall to entirely encircle the USA. We also want to erect a dome over it to assure the world’s peoples we have fully contained America’s morons.”
Seun-Garcia further explained, “This will be good for America as well. Every ten years they will have an opportunity to rejoin the world if their moron count recedes to normal levels of only one moron per one thousand people versus their current count of one moron for every four people. Some experts extrapolating Census Bureau numbers say this number is actually as high as one moron for every two people. Either way Americans have their work cut out for them and the world stands behind, er, shall I say, outside, cheering them on with hope they may one day become far less moronic than they are now.”
When asked about the large price-tag of the wall and dome Seun-Garcia explained, “Yes, this project by far will the largest and most expensive construction project in the world’s history but there is no price too large to pay to keep America’s morons from infecting the rest of the world with moronic thought-lines and thinking. And America will happily foot the bill. They are a nation of morons after all.”
