Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, Texas Governor Greg Abbot and their many supporters have changed their positions on masking and masking mandates.
“Finally a mask that I can live with,” said DeSantis. “Governor Abbot of the Great State of Texas agrees. One size fits all so it will work well with select master race adults and children in our great Florida and Texas schools.”
When questioned by this reporter as to the uncanny resemblance to the notorious KKK hoods of days past DeSantis replied, “First of all, that’s a terrible question from a terrible reporter from a terrible news organization. Secondly, I have no idea what you are talking about. And thirdly, listen here, these masks are quite comfortable and our medical experts guarantee they are scientifically designed and engineered to not only keep out the Covid but also the East Coast Elitists and undesirables Trump warned us about who Biden wants to move into the suburbs.”