Disgraced and disbarred former attorney F. Lee Bailey, who represented Patty Hearst and moronic murderer O.J. Simpson, will be representing Steve Bannon in his soon to come defense against crimes committed while operating as an agent for ex -President Donald Trump.
Though Bailey may no longer legally represent anyone as an attorney having been stripped of his law licenses after refusing to give up $20 Million of drug money he had collected in the form of stock from a former client, he plans to do so anyway. “Why not?” said Bailey in an exclusive interview with Leuterers. “I’ve represented morons before. Look at OJ. I know morons and let me tell you right here and now, Steve Bannon is a moron.
Bailey went on to say, “My client and I know our best way out of this mess created by the ass-clown puppet of Vladimir Putin known as disgraced loser ex-President Donald J. Trump, is to come clean, testify to the specifics surrounding Trump’s many acts of treason and tell the truth about his (Bannon’s) condition of being a moron. And this isn’t one of those cases of ‘temporary insanity or moronic(ness)’. No, no, no. Steve Bannon has been a moron his entire life.”