Tesla founder Elon Musk earlier today announced his plans to buy the world. Musk stated in a tweet, “Following my purchase of Mars I realized, duh! Earth first!”
World regulators are divided on the plan and are considering the anti-monopoly issues involved.
Musk tweeted a response to this saying, “Monopoly schamopoly. The regulators are all in the pockets of the clown despots. And once I acquire the world I will be spinning it off into separate NASDAQ listed entities of which anyone may invest in. For now though, I will retain controlling interest of Mars. And Jupiter’s moons.”
Leuterers News Service reached out to Musk for additional comments. According to Musk’s publicist, Rachel Jasmine Heidelberg-Jones, “Elon is currently unavailable, however he might be reached at Joe Rogan’s man cave if one showed up with a bag of Doritos and some killer indica.”