In an exclusive Leuterers interview Democratic National Committee Chairperson Miles Abernathy III shared his thoughts on the 72 million Americans who voted for outgoing President Donald Trump.
Abernathy said, “72 million idiots, my God, what to do with them? I suppose we can offer them something productive. Maybe jobs in factories making widgets of some sort. I’ll have my people call Jeffrey, Warren, George or Elon. Goodness, 72 million morons. Though it’s possible some may be suited for positions in service. It can be murder trying to find decent groundskeepers nowadays, what with that horrible immigration policy.”
When asked if there were any DNC plans to attempt to unify the nation and put aside partisan politics Abernathy replied, “My boy, you don’t play polo, do you? One cannot properly swing a mallet while on the back of an old nag, now can they? One must be riding a fine steed to get the job done correctly.”
When asked for clarification on the polo analogy, Abernathy stated, “Oh, go write your article. Do whatever it is you do. But see here, my shoes could use a buffing before Hodges sees you out. Here, use my hanky, there’s a good man.”