Earlier today in an address to the nation President-Elect Joe Biden sported a newly installed halo. Chief of Communications for the Biden Transition Team, Shawa’nika Gomez-Jones, told a Leuterers reporter, “The President-Elect is hoping the halo will do the trick in winning support from the evangelicals.”
When asked for details Gomez-Jones said, “The team and our focus groups were split right down the middle on this one. Half said go with the halo and the other half said to go with an affair with a porn star along with a hush money payout since that clearly worked for Trump in winning the religious caucus four years ago. I flipped a coin, tails for the halo and heads for the porn star. The coin came up tails. Halo it is. We’ll see how it goes”