Leuterers News Service has learned Americans have grown weary of the war in Ukraine and are ready to move on. Bob Smith, a 28 year old plumber from Oshkosh, Wisconsin leading a Town Hall Twitter thread said, “Enough is enough. It’s a shame and all that but what about ear tucks? Does your insurance cover it? Mine doesn’t and it is one expensive procedure!”
Ariel Blankenship, a 29 year old Feline Emotions Interpreter in Atlanta, Georgia chimed in, “It is bad, the war in Ukraine. But so are dogs. And shouldn’t we be focusing on that?”
Mrs. Whacker, a 79 year old junior high school teacher in Columbus, Ohio said, “War, HA! If you want to see war, come visit my classroom. Try teaching twelve and thirteen year-olds in today’s schools. You can’t smack ‘em anymore like you could back in the good old days. Instead of one Putin , I have a classroom full of the little bastards. We need to bring back the paddle in America’s schools!”
Bruce Young, a 33 year old hair stylist in West Hollywood, CA said, “The War in Ukraine, really? I mean, how many followers does it have anyway? And what’s up with Chloe? Why can’t she just get over it. She’ll never be Kim!”