Donald Trump Jr. today scoffed when asked by a Leuterers reporter about his positive test for Covid-19. Don Jr. said, “It’s no big deal. I have mild symptoms and I’ll recover from this virus. I’ll never recover from having to be the dumb son and namesake of Donald Trump. As soon as this nightmare is over I’m shaving my head, going to Burning Man, and changing my name to Skylark Mahoney Sr.”
