Big Bird announced he had a sore wing and he was a little tired after receiving a Covid 19 vaccine shot. Donald Trump and Ted Cruz both squared off against the yellow feathered television icon. Texas senator Ted Cruz stated, “Not only does Big Bird have an ugly wife but he conspired with several other Sesame Street characters in a failed assassination attempt against Kermit the Frog. Cruz supplied no evidence supporting his allegations.
Trump chimed in with Cruz saying, “He’s a big yellow bird. Big, Big Bird with his yellow feathers. He hangs out on that same street with his loser friends. They’re all liberal, socialist, left wing dead beats. None of them ever got jobs. Bert and Ernie are low life losers, created by the fake news media. That Cookie Monster sits around eating cookies, he never went to school. They tell me Cookie Monster used to vote Republican. Now he’s a RINO scum bag, lowest form of life on Earth. Go ahead, let all those Sesame Street losers get vaccinated. They’re puppets, controlled by the radical, socialist, liberal government PBS. You know, I supported pulling the plug on that whole PBS project. It’s waste of money. Those puppets live in a tenement ghetto on the Lower East Side. One even lives in a garbage can. What kind of message is that to send to kids? Let’s put my son-in-law in charge of collecting their rent. He’d run them out of the hood and put up a beautiful Trump property down there.”