President Donald Trump has claimed his space agency, NASA, has discovered water on the moon.
In a statement Trump said, “Oh they found water, lots of water, big water, wet water, gorgeous water. Not like earth water. Way bigger and wetter and way better water.”
Trump went on to say, “Oh it’s my water now. Mine to drink and swim in and irrigate my lunar golf courses. You know they say I can’t drink water on Earth. You know about that. It’s the fake news saying that. Just wait until they see me drinking water on the moon.”
Trump immediately announced a deal to sell all lunar water rights to Nestle Corporation. Plundering should start immediately.