White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany suffered various injuries while trying to put distance between herself and her defrocked boss. McEnany has miscellaneous scrapes and bruises and she’s also missing a tooth. She’s currently being fit for a new tooth and has scheduled an elective surgery for attitude replacement. McEnany’s agent, Bethany Bellwether, stated her client would be choosing an honest and pleasant attitude with only the legal required minimum amount of bitchiness installed.
McEnany Injured Jumping Off Trump Bandwagon
