In an effort to reach out to more voters presidential candidate Joe Biden stopped his tour bus in rural Pennsylvania on Saturday. According to a Leuterers press pool reporter Biden said, “I’d like to talk to that man, over there, in the field.”
When Biden put on his glasses to read the stump speech he realized the man was indeed a lonely old pony. Joe said, “I’m going to be a president for all of America and by golly this fella looks like a purebred American pony.” At the end of the speech he reminded the pony to wear a mask and stay six feet away from his fellow ponies.