Steve Bannon is soliciting money from investors to build yet another wall. He says he needs one million dollars to build a wall around his house to keep his cat from running away. In an exclusive Leuterers interview Bannon said, “Ever since I posted the thing about beheading that quack Fauci, my cat has been really nervous. Little Pickles keeps trying to run away. I’m sure a wall is the only way for me to protect my precious Pickles.”
When asked by a Leuterers reporter, Pickles the cat said, “That Bannon guy is crazy. His mojo and vibes are all wacky. I don’t want to have anything to do with him.”